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beer and wine items

Since we often appear at wine and beer festivals in the Portland, Oregon area, woodbloom® carries a nice assortment of "happy hour" items — especially fun beer and wine t-shirts.

Please scroll down to see some of what we have to offer.

If you have questions about what you see here or to order, call us toll-free at 888-382-GIFT (4438) or e-mail us.


POURtland T-SHIRT

Forget all that stuff about a coin flip in the 1850s -- THIS is why our fair city really earned its name!

woodbloom's® newest shirt design is also the most thirst-quenching!

The shirt features a left-chest emblem on the front and props to beer, wine, martini and even coffee drinkers on the back. (Click on the picture for a closer look.)

The particulars ...
  • POURtland T-shirt
    • Black shirt
    • Adult S - XL, $19.95; XXL & XXXL, $22.95

When it rains, we pour!
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LIFE IS TOO SHORT T-SHIRT

Life is too short to drink shitty beer      Life is too short t-shirt

Sure the saying is impolite, not to mention impolitic ... but c'mon, it's true, too!

This shirt features Saint Obnoxious, the patron saint of GOOD beer, on the front and that straightforward admonition in monastic calligraphy on the back! (Click on the photos for a closer look.)

The particulars ...
  • Life is Too Short shirt
    • Unisex T-shirt
      (The photo above shows Cardinal Red, but our color selection varies. We currently are featuring this shirt in stone blue and medium gray. E-mail or call us at 888-382-4438 for our current selection.)
      • Adult M - XL, $19.95, XXL, $22.95
    • Women's cut available in black with red trim (general style is shown at right)
      • Women's L, $19.95
Shitty Beer tank top
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Beerma Sutra t-shirt      Beerma Sutra t-shirt      Beerma Sutra t-shirt

BEERMA SUTRA T-SHIRT

Nationally known beer writer (and host of KXL Radio's weekly Beer O'Clock program) Lisa Morrison has designed the ultimate beer shirt for those who love ... well, for those who love!

The shirt features a left-chest emblem on the front and beer glasses getting it on in nine different positions on the back. And, yes, each glass is beeratomically correct for the style of brew listed! (Click on the center picture above for a closer look.)

The particulars ...
  • Beerma Sutra shirt
    • Black T-shirt
      • Adult XS - XL, $19.95, XXL, $22.95
    • Black women's tank top
      • Adult M - XXL, $19.95
Beerma Sutra tank top
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Hop Field of Dreams shirt Hop Field of Dreams T-shirt

Oregon's notariety as a center of microbrewing and hop growing converge in our love of big, puckery, tart beers. This t-shirt celebrates the hop fields and the brews that are enhanced by them.

The particulars ...

  • Hop Field of Dreams T-shirt
    • style: imprinted
    • sizes: unisex adult M, XXL
    • color: white
    • $12.95 (XXL $14.95)

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DRINK 'TIL T-SHIRT

Drink 'Til      Drink 'Til women's t-shirt

What's the difference between guys and gals? This back of this shirt from St. Obnoxious makes it pretty clear. Gals are confident; guys are desparate!

This shirt features Saint Obnoxious, the monk of monkey business, on the front. On the back it makes a plea (on the guy's shirt) or a demand (on the sleeveless gal's shirt). (Click on the photos for a closer look.)

The particulars ...
  • Drink 'Til T-shirt
    • Men's T-shirt in green (photo to the right)
      • Adult XXL, $22.95
    • Women's sleeveless T-shirt (photo above)
      • Adult S - M (black), L (pink) $19.95
Shitty Beer tank top
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Beeriodic t-shirt      Beeriodic t-shirt

BEERIODIC TABLE T-SHIRT

For beer and chemistry geeks, this shirt is elemental! 58 beer styles are displayed, textbook symbol style, on the front of the shirt. They're categorized by ales and lagers and organized by the traditional color and alcohol strength of each beer style. The symbols are defined on the back.

The particulars ...
  • Beeriodic Table T-shirt
    • Gray (photos above) or black
    • S and M (black)$19.95; S, L and XL (gray)$19.95; XXL (gray) and XXXL (gray), $22.95
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Beeriodic t-shirt

BEERVANA SHIRTS AND ITEMS

woodbloom's® exclusive Beervana design has been popular with tourists and locals alike for years.

The design comes on embroidered T-shirts and sweatshirts, caps, beer steins and glasses ... even keyrings and magnets.

The particulars ...

  • T-shirts
    • sizes: unisex adult S, M, L, XL, XXL
    • short sleeve (black or sage): $16.95 (XXL $19.95)
    • long sleeve (denim blue): $19.95 (XXL $22.95)
  • Sweatshirts
    • sizes: unisex adult S, M, L, XL, XXL
    • colors: navy
    • $24.95 (XXL $29.95)
  • Caps
    • size: adjustable cloth strap with buckle so one size fits most
    • colors: choose from several, including royal blue, stone, khaki, black/red, tan, forest green and olive
    • $14.95
  • Barware
    • 18 oz. ceramic Beer Stein, $13.95
    • 16 oz. "shaker" glass, $7.95
    • 20 oz. "pilsner" glass, $7.95
  • Magnet, $4.95
  • Keyring, $4.95
Unless otherwise stated, we typically have these items in stock. To check our current inventory, please e-mail or call us toll-free at 888-382-GIFT (4438). Or if you prefer ...


EXPOSE YOURSELF TO GOOD BEER T-SHIRT

Expose yourself to good beer      Expose yourslef to good beer t-shirt

This shirt features Saint Obnoxious, the patron saint of GOOD beer, on the front and his ... uh, exposition on the back! (Click on the photos for a closer look.)

The particulars ...

  • Expose Yourself to Good Beer T-shirt
    • Unisex T-shirt
      • Adult M - XL, $19.95; XXL, $22.95

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HOP HEAD SHIRTS FOR GUYS AND GALS

This shirt says it all, so we'll leave it at that. The lime green shirt is a ladies' cut. The black shirt is unisex and is printed on both sides.

The particulars ...
  • Hop Head Skull Shirt
    • Black
    • Adult M - XL, $21.95; XXL, $24.95
  • Hop Head Gal shirt
    • Lime Green
    • Adult M - XL, $19.95

Hop Head Skull shirt Hop Head gal's shirt
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Oregon wine shirt OREGON WINE SHIRT OR APRON

Oregon is a great wine producing state. Pinot noir is Oregon's signature wine style, but a wide variety of ... uh, varietals are made here.

woodbloom® has designed a short-sleeve, silkscreened t-shirt which pays homage to several of these styles and the artisan vintners who create them ... and pokes a little fun at our friends to the south. The same graphic is also available in an adjustable, one-size-fits-all apron.

The particulars ...

  • Oregon Wine Shirt
    • style: silk-screened
    • sizes: unisex adult S, M, L, XL, XXL
    • colors: black or burgundy
    • $14.95 (XXL $18.95)

  • Oregon Wine Apron
    • style: silk-screened
    • sizes: generously cut one-size-fits-all with adjustable neck
    • color: burgundy
    • $19.95

Check out our funny stuff page for several amusing wine and beer aprons!

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Beeriodic t-shirt

"FLOWERS & WINE" SHIRTS AND ITEMS

woodbloom's® exclusive "Flowers & Wine" design puts a new spin on the city's longstanding nickname.

The design comes on embroidered T-shirts and sweatshirts, as well as on wine glasses, keyrings and magnets.

The particulars ...

  • T-shirts
    • sizes: unisex adult S, M, L, XL, XXL
    • short sleeve (black or sage): $16.95 (XXL $19.95)
    • long sleeve (denim blue): $19.95 (XXL $22.95)
  • Sweatshirts
    • sizes: unisex adult S, M, L, XL, XXL
    • colors: white
    • $24.95 (XXL $29.95)
  • Wine glass, $9.95
  • Magnet, $4.95
  • Keyring, $4.95
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MARY NAYLOR CERAMICS

cocktail plates    

Northwest artist Mary Naylor's designs feature bold colors and a simplicity of image. woodbloom® carries hand-painted reproductions of Mary's original artwork, done to her specifications.

The particulars ...

  • Mary Naylor ceramics
    • Art: simple images expressed in bold colors
      • 8-inch round plate: wine & chair $14.95

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Kind words from Mary R.


METAL SCULPTURE WINE CADDIES
metal wine caddies From Germany comes these whimsical wine bottle holders and metal sculptures. Individually made from metal, these sculptures depict people in various aspects of work and play.

Those depicted to the left are "The King of Rock 'n' Roll," a gal on a shopping spree and a wine steward.

We generally have about 20 pieces in-stock. We can also order dozens of other styles for you.

The particulars ...

    • Metal sculpture
      • Art: tongue-in-cheek objet d'arte made from metal which has been cut, shaped and welded by hand.
      • Styles:
        • Two-piece sculptures meant to encircle and top a bottle of wine $79.95
        • One-piece sculptures meant for a table or desktop which often can hold pens and/or business cards $79.95

    Unless otherwise stated, we typically have these items in stock. To check our current inventory, please e-mail or call us toll-free at 888-382-GIFT (4438). Or if you prefer ...


PORTLAND Gear barware PORTLAND Gear Barware

We offer a shot glass, two wine glasses and a beer stein with our distinctive PORTLAND Gear designs.

The particulars ...

  • Wine Glasses
    • The Rosť City (pictured)
      • front design: Portland — The Rosť City (silk-screened)
      • back design: With flowers and wine, who needs sunshine? (silk-screened)
      • size: 12 oz.
      • $9.95
    • Portland Skyline (not pictured)
      • front design: Portland skyline (etched)
      • back design: none
      • size: 10 oz.
      • $9.95
  • Shot Glass
    • design: Portland — The Rose City
    • size: standard 1.5 oz.
    • $4.95
  • Beer Stein
    • design: Portland — a.k.a. Beervana
    • size: 18 oz.
    • $13.95
Unless otherwise stated, we typically have these items in stock. To check our current inventory, please e-mail or call us toll-free at 888-382-GIFT (4438). Or if you prefer ...




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